Sin City (AC:NL)
I got bored and made an overview for my town so I’ll never have to go through random sites to figure out what kind of bribes my villagers take. About 6 hours later I figured it got a bit out of hand. Now I just wanna show it off.
Sin City is the pet-project of mayor Teemu, the guild leader of Valiant Explorers. The city is inhabited by crazy animals who believe themselves to be something else. Other researchers are welcome to visit the archived state of the village.
Dream Address: 6100 3667 5815
(Updated: March 5th)
Snooty, obnoxious, the inferior alligator in the town. One of the original Sin City 5. Two failed attempts to drive her out of the town so far.
Birthday: Nov 8
Likes: Gorgeous, Blue
Recent immigrant from Ivalice. She owns a rather interesting fruity carpet I’d like to acquire, thus she is not a high priority for relocation.
Birthday: Aug 27
Likes: Gorgeous, Orange
Immigrant of unknown origin. Off to a rocky start in Sin City, after having picked an unusual location for his house. However as no other lazy villagers are present, relocation has been denied until further notice.
Birthday: Apr 5
Likes: Safe, Beige
Another member of the original Sin City 5. Destined to stay in Sin City, as I find the name “Bluebear” absolutely ridiculous. Current catchphrase is “I’m a bear.”
Birthday: Jun 24
Likes: Fancy, Blue
Commander of the infamous Sin City 5. Lives in a what appaers to be a meth lab, Del is obviously the cornerstone of the local economy. Relocation attempts will be stopped. Drives a Chevrolet movie theater.
Birthday: May 27
Likes: Sporty, Blue
The first immigrant from Ivalice. Everyone in town wants her to go. Her house matches her personality, in being bland and boring. Bottom tier moose, would not house again.
Birthday: Feb 18
Likes: Traditional, Purple, Boring
Top priority villager, honed to become the next mayor of Sin City. Exhibits strong leadership skills and great sense of humor. Relocation possible in order to take over another town.
Birthday: Jul 24
Likes: Modern, Orange
The only villager who wears pants.
Kept around as an example of decent behaviour.
Birthday: May 19
Likes: Formal, Red
Member of the original Sin City 5. Confused young squirrel, believes herself to be a bear. Not fit for relocation, but her attempts will not be interfered with.
Birthday: Jun 19
Likes: Formal, Yellow
A rebel, an outsider. Sees the absurdity in the actions of other villagers, yet fails to see it in himself. Welcome to stay in Sin City, in order to encourage the individualism amongst rest of the villagers.
Birthday: Apr 24
Likes: Traditional, Gray
Nöffington, the child of 1am skype doodles.
I am a great muse! And because of timetravel, it is 2am!
"This music is so far up my alley it should have to pay rent."
I actually think we believe this as a culture. (Tom is a great character—by far the best on the show in my opinion—because he is so representatively American, simultaneously obsessed with entrepreneurialism and romantic love and leisure.)
Anyway I am fascinated with our intense nonrational relationship to consumer goods. Like, I almost cried recently when a 15-year-old plastic spatula broke. Sarah had that spatula before we even started dating. We’d used that spatula the first time we cooked together! That spatula was supposed to last forever but then it abandoned us.
And that, I’m afraid, is the true way of things, Tom. Like us, they are here for only a little while. Unlike us, when they stop working we cannot bequeath them to the dirt to help grow the grass we love or whatever. And there’s the rub.
Original work. A map of Westeros from A Game Of Thrones in the style of Google Maps.
Small town problems
I follow the tag #Tornio, because I’m from there. I grew up in that tiny town in Northern Finland, and it’s funny to see people write things about that little town. But sadly that tag is filled with people who can’t spell Torino, and it’s annoying.
Anonymous asked: I just wanted to tell you I love you <3
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What is it bro?